captain obvious

When a person says a thing that is obvious, you call them captain obvious.

Him: When a person says a thing that is obvious, you call them captain obvious.
Me: Thanks for that, captain obvious!

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Builder's stain

A sweet cup of tea

This is a good builder's stain, yellow snags and all

sudokpoo

The act of playing sudoku while taking a dump.

It took me thirty minutes to finish my sudokpoo and my legs went numb.