coc

Clash of Clans

Joe: Dude, how big is your coc?
Bob: Its a 8 dude, what about you Joe?
Joe: Mine's a 9 dude, suck it!
Jill: WTF are youtalking about??
Bob, Joe: Its Clash of Clans, why is your mind so messed up?

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Nerd handcuffs

When you have a electronic device in your hands, usually hindering the person from doing any other activity other than use the device.

Joe: How was last night?
Henry: Pretty bad. I was in nerd handcuffs and couldn't eat or sleep at all. At least leveled up a bunch!