Benji

The sexiest, most fit, hottest dude you’ll ever meet. While he may seem standoffish at first, b it once you get to know him he’ll prove to be a good friend through and through. He has a very large penis and is confident about it. His long luscious hair will make you blush in any style it’s put in. Everyone will have a crush on him, but he’ll stay loyal to that one person and never ever cheat. He may act a little zesty at times….but he swears he’s not gay.

Benji is the greatest most grandiose person to ever exist.