Kyarn

Kyarn is when you poop and don't see anything in the toilet. It's what you eat for breakfast when there's nothing in the house. It's what unties your shoelaces even though you triple knotted it. This is kyarn.

I sense a lot of kyarn here.

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assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.