Dumpy cowgirl

Having someone ride you while defecating on the toilet.

Adam: "Hey man, what happened with that girl you were talking to last night?"
Nate: "It was going pretty well until I asked her for some dumpy cowgirl."
Adam: "That's a shame. I'll give you some dumpy cowgirl."

Muck sush

Aggressively eating puss.

Tom: "I really wish I had a bad bitch so I could muck sush right now."
"Sorry I'll call you back. I'm mucking sush."

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