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When you type out a word and it auto corrects but in reality you're dyslexic so you get mad at yourself and the phone.
God dammit auto-dyslexic
The religion in which groups of queers work together to burn all the jews and rule the world. Their leader Ellen Degeneres.
Followers: What time is it?
Ellen: Nein o'clock. It is time for the queerstikas to strike.
A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him
Brandon wants both sides. Cats and Chickens
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A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.
Oh look over there, it's a brandon
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