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Jesus

The guy who turned water into wine.

Jesus turned my water into wine

by thereincarnatedjesus March 19, 2018

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Oscar

Oscar is the guy who seems like he doesn't give a shit about anything. But if you get to know him a little better you will see that he is allot different on the inside than on the outside, which isn't a bad thing. He is hot af, with a muscular body and seaming looks he will melt any girl that comes in a close radius of him. He is good at playing the guitar and he likes to play allot of sport, and when I say allot, I mean allot. He is very kind but don' trigger him or he will tear you apart mentally or physically.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Oscar around?"
Person 2: "No, he's probably in the gym or making someone go insane."

by thereincarnatedjesus March 19, 2018

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tits

That one thing that all straight men like and want but they cant have

tits are love

tits are life

by thereincarnatedjesus March 19, 2018

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