motherjuice

1) A shop that sells detox.

2) A mixture of lemon, strawberry and raspberry juice.

What were you thinking?

1) You wanna follow me to Motherjuice?

2) The candy I just bought from that store has motherjuice in it.

Fucking buddy

A person you have sex with on a regular basis. However, the relationship is simply only based on sex, nothing more than that.

Dad: Hey son! So when are we gonna meet your girlfriend Kendra?
Son: Dad, Kendra's not my girlfriend, she's my fucking buddy.

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