UFO

U.F.O - stands for U Fuck Off

"jus' UFO will ya?"

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ass

a human in disguise

"I'm going to be an ass and rob the bank"

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tree

. me

"A.K.A TheTree"

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orange

The colour people become when they try to get a fake tan

I've turned orange!

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ow

Used when one cannot complete the word 'wow'

"ow! hat's mazing"

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ug

a word used to describe constipation

"uuuggggggggggg" >_<

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baoms

Ba-oh-ems. "Barf all over my shoes"

A saying in response to something that happened which was extremely unfortunate; a saying responding to something truly nasty.

"Ugh, I just saw my ex-boyfriend. Baoms!"

"I can't believe you just ate a spoonful of cream-cheese! Baoms!"