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a chick that takes a hot charlie to the face while giving a rusty trombone while shooting ping pong balls out her baby-cave while an old puerto rican man sticks a cucumber up her ass while he's singing "hotel california" while they both simultaneously juggle kittens through a flaming hoop on a unicycle on top of a tight rope. and she's a preggo, too!
AMERICA! FUCKYA!
once you go aloofer, you never go back
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The moment you orgasm in such a way your sphincter muscles abandon all hope, as does your clean underwear.
"that Sarah girl just gave me the handy-jammer of my life....damn near had a sphinctoral slip!"