Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.

Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”

Orquidia

Orquidia is such a wonderful loving woman. She makes everyone around her smile. She is truly one of a kind. This girl is an unstoppable force of empathy and kindness. She is usually the mother of her friends group and loves to make DIY gifts on Christmas. She’s absolutely gorgeous and thicc af. Her personality, taste in music and talents are all fantastic. If you’re so lucky as to find an Orquidia IRL then be thankful. Also, she’s the best at Monopoly and Mario Kart~

Orquidia’s German skills fuckin succ.

Orquidia is Cancer, literally.