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dilwacker

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.

That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!

by thingoneandthingtwo May 26, 2012


skankmaster

An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.

"Elwood" is the biggest skankmaster that ever lived!

by thingoneandthingtwo May 10, 2010


rockstarlet

A budding actress destined for stardom. A female musician/performer that is sure to be famous. An energized and talented female rock musician/vocalist. Someone who looks so marvelous that they must indeed BE marvelous!

Also, can be spelled rockstarlette.

Whoa, that Mary Jane is a rockstarlet, would you look at those legs... not to mention her dynamite smile, personality and figure!

by thingoneandthingtwo March 28, 2012


facebunk

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, unlikely, and/or untruthful things people post on Facebook.

Tiffany just said she is engaged to Darryl's brother and that they have twins on the way. The wedding is supposed to be in April. That's a bunch of facebunk if you ask me!

by thingoneandthingtwo February 23, 2012


chocolot

A lot of chocolate.

I'd be happy with flowers and chocolot for my birthday.

by thingoneandthingtwo February 20, 2012

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fussdeficit

United States debt that is a spectacular blunder. It has snowballed for several years and is now at its peak. It is the result of the US fussbudget failure. It will be known for historically peaking in 2012. It can only be cured by great ingenuity, hard work, and perseverance.

Congress has failed to improve the fussbudget, so now we are forced to face an even worse fussdeficit.

by thingoneandthingtwo January 26, 2012


Poohbar

"Poohbar" is something a mother loves to call her son (that he most likely doesn't want to hear, especially in the company of others). It is an endearing, affectionate term that some adoring mothers have difficulty removing from their vocabulary due to the fact that their child/children is/are so special.

Poohbar is a variation of the "Winnie the Pooh" character who is also known as "Pooh Bear."

Mother: "Hi Poohbar! How much longer will you be working on that project? I was thinking we'd have dinner at 7."

Son: "Mom, don't call me that! I'm not a baby, anymore. I'm an adult!"

by thingoneandthingtwo March 9, 2012