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healer

Someone that can produce healing to the body through means not readily available to modern medicine.

John Kerry if elected.

"If John Kerry is elected" said John Edwards at a campaign stop, "then the lame will walk." I guess that means the latest campaign promise is that Kerry will become a healer if elected.

by think October 13, 2004

20๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


tax

A portion of money stolen from one's income under the guise of helping everyone.
Something every democrat and liberal and progressive is deeply in love with.
A sexual favor given as an exchange for having to put up with some stupid woman thing.

a. "We really need to study the flight patterns of the blue bellied sap sucker because it might cure cancer, let's have a special tax" said the democrate legislator.
b. "Anyone that doesn't support my special blue bellied sap sucker tax is an angry right wing bigot that hates little kids and minorities" said the democrat operative to the reporter.
c. "My wife made me go to the mall all day" said George "but, don't worry, she's going to pay a tax tonight after the kids go to bed."

by think October 13, 2004

39๐Ÿ‘ 97๐Ÿ‘Ž


custom deluxe

Something really cool, but often times used sarcastically. From a certain model of Chevy truck.

Back from the mall Susie showed me her latest purse, it had fourteen pockets, zippers, velcro and a secret compartment, I was hungry so all I could say was "wow, now that's custom deluxe." Needless to say, I went to lunch alone.

by think October 13, 2004

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


take a number

Not only should you get in line, but the line is long.

I asked that pretty girl if we could have coffee sometime and she just rolled her eyes and said "take a number".

by think October 13, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž