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selfish

what everyone in the world is. absolutely no one living on this planet can call themselves "not selfish". its human nature. telling someone to not be selfish is like telling someone to stop being human.

but many people mistake selfishness for greed.

you may be the most generous person on the planet, but if you even WANT the feel-good feeling of giving, you're selfish.

Person 1: hey stop being selfish and give me some of your money!

Person 2: you're telling me to not be human. by the way, i believe that i deserve to keep this money because i worked for it and you stood home on your ass watching reruns of Friends. i dont need to give you anything.

Person 1: ....... fuck you.

by think outside the box November 26, 2006

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luck

what doesn't exist in this world. good luck and bad luck doesn't exist. its scientifically illogical. people that buy "lucky" items need to grow a brain and get something called "confidence" into their mind.

Person 1 - "Jimmy got hit by a car. and earlier, he lost his job. he's got bad luck."

Person 2 - "Oh really? I've known him to be lazy, so it doesn't surprise me that he got fired. and for the getting hit thing, some asshole must've been drinking too much beer and got behind the wheel, and then ran over him. but maybe Jimmy should've looked both ways in the street. that isn't bad luck."

Guy 1 - "oh man, my lucky boxers are missing! now i'll never pass that test!"

Guy 2 - "hey, why don't you do your homework, pay attention in class, and then you'll pass that test with no problem. unfortunately for you, you dont do that. so, i hope you fail, it'll teach you to stop guessing and start working."

by think outside the box December 12, 2006

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flotsam and jetsam

One of the most underrated Metal bands. Has been around since 1986, and Jason Newstead was their original bassist, which you all may know to have joined Metallica.

Flotsam and Jetsam are fucking awesome. "No Place For Disgrace" is their best album, and an important Thrash Metal album. If you don't like it, you simply don't like real Metal.

by think outside the box October 27, 2007

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totalitarianism

if you're looking this up, then i think its obvious that you need to pay attention to history class. i'm not giving you the answer!

all i will say is "Joseph Stalin". if you dont know him, look him up. then you'll know what totalitarianism is.

by think outside the box December 12, 2006

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