mr. sandman

Mr. Sandman is when a sleeping woman's male partner or acquaintance ejaculates onto her closed eyelids. Upon waking up, the dried and crusty semen will feel like granules of sand when she first rubs her eyes.

Mike: "Good morning honey, did you sleep well? How were your dreams."

Diane: "I slept great with wonderful dreams, but when I woke up, my eyes felt like Mr. Sandman dumped the whole beach on my face."

Mike: "I love you honey."

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