Imagine

there is no definition, you must imagine it

imagine it i know your not imagining by reading this you little shit

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Amogalypse

It’s been so long since the amogus has taken over. It’s the amogus apocalypse but we call it the amogalypse. The cities have been destroyed and the last survivors are being labeled “SUS” in which they could never stop saying “amogus” I want to get out of here. But it i get ejected then i will roam space alive forever. I need help PLEASE. THEY WONT STOP FEEDING ME AMOGUS FOOD. HELP

Amogalypse took the world by storm, and then ruined it

Internal bruh reflex

The reflex that happens whenever a bruh moment happens. Makes you say “bruh”

*bruh moment happens*
Internal bruh reflex activates
“Bruh”

Sick

the only time you stay out of school and do drugs

I feel sick today

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your father

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Felfie

A selfie of your face, according to Vsauce

If a selfie of your butt is called a belfie, shouldn’t a selfie or your face be called a Felfie?

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Nevermind

Leaving the previous statement untrue

“I can’t find my cum sock!”
“Did you look in your drawer?”
“Oh, nevermind then!”

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