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Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.
I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)
Person 1: I just made a new emoticon, its this!
Person 2: (sees ()_+) ok cool bro
The fear of having a boner.
Don't know why this exists, but it does.
very normal guy: i have Ithyphallophobia.
(looks at girl)
(looks down)
(starts uncontrollably screaming)
The first person to ever exist. He died next to his partner Person 0, which got shot seconds later in the Great Person War, against the Anti-Persons.
Person 1: I saw Person 0
Person 2: what
Person 1: I also saw Person -1
Person 3: how did i get here but also what
a gif composing of 2 spheres quickly turning into squares, donuts, and cylinders in that order before becoming spheres again with the caption "me after spicy chip" at the top.
this gif is trying to resemble the confusion of your tongue after a spicy chip has been layed on it, due to the shapes quickly forming in and out of the four shapes.
i had very confusion me after spicy chip
Someone who is an illusion. You may see a crowd of 23 persons, but the 23rd... is Person 24.
Person 24: STOP THINKING IM PERSON 23 IM PERSON 24