TFMS

Acronym for Transcendent Fellowship of Moribund Sesquipedalians.
A highly elite and exclusive group of only 6 members searching for the betterment of one's vocabulary and a chance to miss 30 minutes of english class.
Meets in the library at KWBS.
Password required to enter.

Occasionally considered a sorority, even with 2 male members.

At the beginning of english class, the members of TFMS went to the library.

xylyl

A latin prefix (xyl) and sufix (yl) combined to create the ultimately redundant and useless word.
xyl- wood
yl- wood
xylyl- wood wood

My friend, while looking through latin prefixes and suffixes, found xylyl to be a very funny word.

divest

To masturbate using scissors.

He lived on the dangerous side of life and decided to divest

stew-pit

(noun)
A pit in which someone, offically known as the stew-maker, makes stew.

When dinner time came around, we all gatherer around the stew-pit to get some stew from the stew-maker for dinner.