thoughtstipated

To have a mental blockage, a thought on the tip of your tongue you can't seem to spit out. A synonym of brainfart.

I just smoked an 1/8 of weed to myself, now I'm all thoughtstipated.

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Mexiberta

Will be the name of Mexican neighborhoods in Alberta. Due to Alberta's vast resources and frigid winter conditions combined with nobody's interest to work or live in -40C temperatures, Alberta is working on importing 100s of Mexicans to work menial jobs as the white-man heads for the oil patch.

For the same reason Chinatown is called Chinatown, Mexiberta will be dubbed Mexiberta. Ole!

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pixel dick

An online STD, caught from engaging in cybersex with promiscuous partners.

I was cybering with SheCat last night, when I saw a real pic of her irl I caught pixel dick.

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e-tang

Cyber world equivalent of poontang.

* Boltar has joined the room #xNAx.
* Star humps Boltar
<aml> Hey bolty!
* aml huggles boltar
* nyaa|afk humps boltar
* Audra purrrrs
* kat hugglehumpfluffs boltar
<earl> boltar gets more e-tang than anyone I know.

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laundrymonster

To define a large pile of unwashed laundry so smelly it might just start walking away, consuming small animals or children.

I think it's time to do my laundry before the laundrymonster eats my dog.

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shistapape

Toilet paper, or shit tickets.

Hey Doug, where's da shistapape?

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Bramladesh

A Toronto suburb known as Brampton, noted for it's +60% population of middle eastern immigrants. This city is one of the reasons some American's refer to Canada as Canukistan.

"Look at all these convenience stores! Are we in Bramladesh?"

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