PMS

1.The part of the worst time of month for a woman to go through during her period, where she has occasional mood wings and tends to be a tad irritable when communicating with people.

2.And the constant irritating excuses people use when a girl gets mad at them. (Even though she's not on her period or anywhere near it.)

Amanda: I hate you.
Donny: What?
Amanda: I love you.
Donny: Wait, wait, wait, what happened to I hate you?
Amanda: GET THE HELL OUT.
Donny: What the hell, Amanda?

Ms. Sally: God, your so stupid when it comes to a girl's feelings.
Donny: Oh god...she's pms'ing.
Ms. Sally: Donny, I'm 70. I don't have a period anymore.
Donny: Oh...you were serious?
Ms. Sally:-facepalm- Yes, child.

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