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Eve

Eve was the first woman and chose enlightenment over free food and sex and is now hated for it. Eve is very similar to Buddha and Pandora in her choice, though we all love Buddha

God asked "do you want knowledge?" and Eve was like "Yeah!" so God said "ok, here's an apple that'll teach you all you want to know." So Eve eats it, becomes a genius, shares it with her husband (which was a pretty nice thing to do) and then looks around and says "there are better things than this garden. Let's go."

by three guesses June 22, 2005

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Whore Island

An island populated entirely by prostitutes. Also referred to as Mandango. Totally off limits to all exept total perverts. Most perverts were born on this island, and so to tell someone to go back to it is a severe insult.

eugene "omg, that sounded wrong"
me "dude, u perv, go back to Whore Island!!"

by three guesses June 22, 2005

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