secret

To apply the law of attraction as touched on by the self-help film, The Secret.

"Dude, I can't believe you got that promotion."
"Well, I can. I secreted pretty hard for the interview."

"Why the fuck is Chris Angel famous? He's such a fag.."
"Yeah, he's just proof that you can pretty much secret whatever you want no matter how lame"

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