Essex

Essex - An elderly woman most commonly known for being an incredibly attractive female that hits on younger men. It is the next gen version of what is commonly referred to as a Cougar.

If you spot an Essex beware of the following:
1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players.
2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds.
3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing.
4. Has a known obsession with Chua's.

keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.

Happy birthday Essex