verbage

A commonly used, but nonexistent word meant as a synonym for "copy" or "text". The word verbage doesn't actually exist in the English language. The word "verbiage" does, but it has a slightly different meaning.

"Hey, Lulu, would you mind shortening up the verbage in the third paragraph here?"

"Sure, if 'verbage' actually existed, which it doesn't."

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homebeardy

One who seldom leaves the home, and is disinclined to shave or trim facial hair.

Since working from home, Steve has become a real homebeardy.