El Sea Tortelini

A term a British man uses to refer to a sea turtle.

I hate el sea tortelini
I do not care for el sea tortelini

Tossing turla

A turtle, typically located around Bournemouth Beach.

"I hate el tossing turtles." or "I hate tossers" "I cannot trust tossing turlas."

Tosser

A turtle, typically located around Bournemouth Beach.

"I hate el tossing turtle." or "I hate tossers"