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A "Biggy Breakfast" is a sexual term referring to the act of putting an American breakfast (consisting of pancakes or other substitute, maple syrup, scrambled or over easy eggs, crispy bacon, and an optional side of fruit) on a fat woman's genitals after the male has climaxed inside said genitals. The male then takes a bite of as much food as possible in one bite, and gives the rest to the fat woman. The semen adds a salty taste and creates an enjoyable creaminess to every bite.
Henry: "Hey Margaret, wanna do a Biggy Breakfast?"
Margaret: "Sure! I'm really craving some breakfast food right now. Let's do it without fruit though."
During the action of Vacuuming, a man sticks a vacuum rod up the woman's genitals and sucks as much juices as possible. The woman also must be on her period to really get the blood. After the vacuum makes the woman is bone dry, the man takes the bag out of the vacuum and drinks the liquid.
"Hey, I'm really glad we were vacuuming last night. It tasted like bloody honey"
"lets do it again some time."
The sexual, and sensational, act of stuffing Jif peanut butter into your partner's holes then having sex in said hole. After the male climax's in the Jiffy filled hole, the male then proceeds in sucking out semen infused Jif and either can eat it or share with his partner.
Person 1: "Dude, after Jiffing with Jessica, my mouth tasted like peanut butter for a whole day!"
Person 2: "That's crazy that you two really Jiffed together. I really want to find someone willing to do some Jiffing."
A "Stiffy Jify" is when a transgender man gets his boyfriend to spread peanut butter all over his shaft, making it hard. Then the boyfriend sucks him off, licking off the peanut butter at the same time until completion. Once they cum, you take it and put it in two graham crackers like smore's, adding chocolate and more peanut butter and eating it.
"Do you know where Samuel went?"
"Yah, he's in the bathroom giving Michael a Stiffy Jify"