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"Meeeeesisch" - adjective.
Meeeesisch is put after specific synonyms and describes a similar object, activity.
It is used to signal a comparison word. The number of "e" in the word signals the distance to the real comparison.
The word was first overheard in Düsseldorf, Germany used in an unknown context by AXEL Stiglitz
"Wow he actually fucked her and left"
"Playboy meeeeesisch"
OR
"Did he just steal that cops hat?"
"Rebel meeeeeeesisch"
A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.
Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.
This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.
"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"
"muwhaaaa hehehe"
"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"
"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"
ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("
"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"
*lays in the corner sleeping*
Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.
That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.
While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".
The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.
Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.
Common Slang in the Central European Area.
Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"
*No reaction*
Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"
--> To pull a Tom Schmitz
Commonly refers to a gram of illegal substance. This may be a drug or a high-level, high potency chemical weapon.
Usually forbidden by most states.
Girl: "Hey whats up, you the plug?"
Plug: "Yeah whats good"
Girl: "I need a gram of Buisson"
Plug: "Fuck you retarded? Not on the phone *Hangs Up*"
An individual so smart, profound and specialized that it serves only a single purpose: Winning.
There is not too much known about Bryan Cutter's around the world, but whoever meets one will notice their aura right away. A mixture of mythology's Adonis and billionaire Jack Ma, combined into a relentlessly winning creature. Outsmarting and outshining everyone along the way.
Person A: " Wow, what you said was actually really smart and interesting- how did you know about that?"
Person B: "Ah, just now? I think I just Bryan Cuttered it out of nowhere..."
Person A: "You are a true god!"
Person B:"Woooo!"