kroydon

A total asshole, you know? Like just the worst friend ever. Worst. Ever. Fuck that guy.

I was in weights today and Jeremy was showing off how much he could bench. He was being such a Kroydon.

Pinkie Promise

It's a special kind of promise. Nopony breaks a Pinkie Promise. 'Cross My Heart, Hope to Fly, Stick a Cupcake in my Eye!' is the pinkie promise.

Alright man I Pinkie Promise, I Cross My Heart, Hope to Fly, Stick a Cupcake in my Eye, that I will tell you tomorrow.

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