Scrabble His Grouch

When you sneak up on an unsuspecting male victim and tickle the area beneath their genitals.

Christian WIlkins Scabbled JT Barrett's Grouch after a tackle in the 2016 Fiesta Bowl and it really seemed to affect his game. He sure did Scrabble His Grouch good on that play.

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Gamecock

1) noun -a rooster of fighting breed, or one bred or trained for fighting

2 noun -Fan or, or occasionally graduate the University of South Carolina. Known to inhabit trailer parks and fair grounds. Migratory patterns involve movement between various menial labor jobs, often a for month at a time.

see also, redneck, hater, inbred

The Gamecock got drunk and carved his initials into the side of a visiting professor's car.

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landblasted

Term used by weekend warriors and military wannabes to describe how drunk they got at the civil war reinactment, or any other weekend event that requires grown men to dress in constumes.

I got so landblasted at the Citadel Renascence festival, I shat my pantaloons.

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