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Bacon Bits

Little ground up pieces of fake bacon. They taste pretty good but leave a bad after-taste.

I don't like salad, but i could sure go for some of those Bacon Bits on my pizza.

by tim January 16, 2004

14πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Infidelicious

Adj.

1. Extremely heretical.

2. Something that is heretical, but literally delicious.

1. Hey, remember that time we stole the Ark of the Covanent, then held out against the crusades? Yeah, that was infidelicious.

2. Porkchops during Ramadan? Infidelicious!

by tim March 3, 2005

29πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Kiteing

When a male thrusts his pelvis foreward and backward while wearing only boxers. When the ball sack hits the gooch area, it makes a clapping sound. it also resembles a flying kite while it is foreward.

Tim was kiteing

by tim January 16, 2004

6πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


lush

British slang term to describe something pleasing or desirable.

"that girl is fucking lush"
"i had the most lush milkshake last night"

by tim March 18, 2005

3751πŸ‘ 2144πŸ‘Ž


lush

British slang term to describe something pleasing.

"that girl is fucking lush"

by tim March 18, 2005

867πŸ‘ 639πŸ‘Ž


slowbese

a random word meaning slow and obese that i made up one day

Henry is slowbese

by tim April 30, 2004

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

by tim March 21, 2005

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž