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broken finger

a broken finger is where your finger got fractured and hurts like shit when you try to bend it even slightly. it's so swollen that it has gyatt and tits. it hurts. send help. please. i went to the hospital for a fucking broken ass finger. it hurts. give me god. please help 😭😭😭

john: hey you guys i'm back to school!!
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.

by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023


robert

this is a persons name in my class, who smells bad yet he says he showers everyday-more like every year- and he is a furry. he said that i own him, he is supposed to be a cat called sprinkles but i renamed him to mr hammy. he is disgusting, he crawls around the playground on all fours. please help me, he calls me his ''momma''.

robert: hello momma!
me: fuck off ya fat furry shit! go get that stick and choke on it and die.

by timbleton jr the 3rd November 7, 2023


doggy boggy loggy doggy booby doggy

boojaina dog who is eating a very cute dangling boojaina dog

dog: this very cute dangling boojaina dog looks tasty.. i want a try

*tastes*

dog: ooh tastes like dingleberry
very cute dog: mmnh~ yes!!
dog:i am doggy boggy loggy doggy booby doggy ing this dog

by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023