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sillyboy harness

A harness or leash for toddlers or unruly little tykes that a parent puts on the child while on outtings or shopping events to prevent the youngsters from becoming lost or getting into mischief.

Nancy's little brat goes wild when she takes him to the mall so she has to put a sillyboy harness on him to keep from having to chase him all over the place while she shops.

by timjb1 December 28, 2007

24πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


N.B.C.

Negro By Choice. A white person who is married to or dates a black person.

Mary is a pretty white lady who likes dating black men which makes her an N.B.C.

by timjb1 September 20, 2006

79πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


nigger note

A letter, summons or report to place something or somebody on notice for unsatisfactory bahavior or work.

My parents told me that if I get another Nigger Note from the teacher that I'll be grounded for a month!

The supervisor already gave me two Nigger Notes for being late for work, one more and I'm fired!

by timjb1 September 21, 2006

275πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


Dry Martinez

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.

Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.

by timjb1 September 21, 2006

58πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


stink shirt

A male of middle eastern decent who does not bathe or use deoderant frequently that will typically wear disco type shirts made up of nylon or rayon with the top buttons unbuttoned. The type of fabric harbors the bacteria and body odor which makes the person and wearer quite pungent and aromatic.

Lets get out of this disco, the stink shirts are here.

by timjb1 September 20, 2006

50πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


tugging on the crank

Tugging is a term for masturbation and the crank is a penis.

Can also be used as "tugging his crank, tugging the crank, tugging my crank, etc."

If my old lady don't start putting out, I'm gonna start tugging on the crank.

Nancy prefers tugging on the crank over screwing.

Larry got caught tugging on the crank again in the restroom and faces another lewd conduct charge.

by timjb1 September 21, 2006

39πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


O.B.G.

Oldie But Goodie. A term to describe a middle aged woman over 50, that is extremely attractive, well built, dresses sexy and who has obviously taken great care of herself.

For an old babe, she is so hot, I'd definitely love to sink my link into that O.B.G.

by timjb1 October 16, 2006

67πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž