Tuppence

Olden day word for a little girls pussy. Was once also slang word for money in ye olde england.

Fanny wiped her tuppence with a dish rag. Tally Ho.

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feces

Adj; The name of excrement from ones anus. The resul of dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool. The main feature of scatlovers.com

After the meal, Doris realised it wasn't chocolate pudding she was eating, it was feces.

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whacked

when a person is very affected from smoking pot

man im SOOO whacked

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Essex girl

(Adj); A girl from south east england who loves argos jewellery and thicker than pig shit.

(Adj); A girl who's first thing to do in the morning is to walk home.

I'm in the mood for a free shag, maybe i should get an essex girl.

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cher

A folk singer who entertaines many soldiers in WW1 and WW2. Married Sonny and then split up. Has a wide range of noses and chins.

What type of nose would you like? the big one, small one or the forever chancing cher one?

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Putain

(Adj / Noun); French word for whore.

Le mot français pour putain.

So winston i heard you bought a whore last night.

Si winston j'ai entendu vous avez acheté un putain hier soir.

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Death

Something better than sick. The best of all things. When saying something is death, you are saying nothing can beat it.

Peter- that car is so sick!
Brian- no it's better than sick. It's DEATH!!!

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