Man Sandwich

When two men (the bread) catch an unsuspecting victim (the filling) in between them and begin to squeeze. For the victim it's like being caught in a two way bear hug.

Jimmy: "Dude, Daniel had two of his ribs broken when Joe and Tim caught him in a Man Sandwich."

John: "Those two always hand out one brutal Man Sandwich."

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Shoppo

'Shoppo' or (as it is known to those of society who can produce more than once syllable) Westfield Shoppingtown is a known Holy Site and Congregation point for the strange sub-species of humans known as the Muzza. Shoppo is widely used by anthropologists and wildlife activists alike, to view the Muzza in its natural habitat and as mother nature intended, mullet greased and Nike gear proudly on display. Due to the large population of Muzzas there is also a vibrant and ever expanding collection of Nissan Supras and VL Holdens on display as the Muzza attempts to attract a mate while also trying to cement their spots as the Alpha males of the tribe/herd.

Example 1, A Muzz on 'Shoppo':
Muzza: "HOOOOOO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, SHOPPO YOU LE!"

Example 2, Normal People on 'Shoppo':

Dave:"Have you been to Westfield Shoppingtown now that its been done up?"

Jim:"Fuck no, there are Muzzas everywhere."

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Keyboard Spastic

A person who is failing at typing. They are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.

Example one:
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?

Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.

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beoderant

When someone smells of a mixture of deoderant and B.O. This generally provides a rather ambivalent reaction as you both love it and are disgusted at the same time.

person 1: "Mmmm, that dude is totally beoderant!"

person 2: "Don't know if i want to hug him or vomit."

person 3: "I'd motorboat that."

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Unintentional Comedy

Unintentional Comedy refers to any type of performing art that fails so bad it becomes a piece of comedy gold. This phenomenon is most regularly seen in the movie genre but can apply to music, theater or even visual art.

Prime examples of Unintentional comedy are movies such as COMMANDO, Total Recall, Rambo 4 and The Transporter. These movies were all intended as serious works but in the end are so poorly made or acted that their failure has amused the masses, making them cult hits. A musical Example is Lordi, a band who obviously think they are hardcore, but could be outmanned by a female kitten.

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Going Patriot

To go absolutely spastic or attack and defeat a large group of opponents singlehandedly as Mel Gibson does in the movie "the patriot" where he kills at least 12 Redcoats in a rage with a tomahawk and a knife.

Example 1.
Guy 1: "Man, who do you think would win out of a fight between Chewie and about 90 stormtroopers?"

Guy 2: "What the fuck? Like you even need to ask. Chewie would obviously go all patriot on their arses and win. I don't think he'd even need weapons, hand to hand."

Example 2.
Man 1: "These guys came up to me and tried to solicit me for sex, I went completely Patriot on them."

2: "I told you this would happen when you wear a dress and stand on a street corner."

Example 3.
1. "That dude stole my drink, im going patriot"

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Duck Slap

To use ones balls as an offensive weapon, slapping your victim across the face. Think of it as a violent teabag. This action can be applied in a variety of situations, such as when drunk, angry or enjoying a good streak.

John: Dude, my balls are hurting something chronic this morning.

Jack: Why's that?

John: Joan refused to swallow last night, so I totally duck slapped her.

Jack: Brutal man, brutal.

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