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When you are left alone and have ample time to slowly, methodically, and lovingly rub one out.
Bill' gf Fran was going to be out for a few hours, so what better way to spend the time than romancing the chicken?
the act of trying to bang your S.O. without a fully blown erection (aka the tweener stage).
she wanted it hard and deep but all he could muster was a thud plunge.
the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.
stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.
a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.
Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.