when a member of the hindu community sucks the foreskin straight off of a muslim while his cousin (wife) watches and vigorously goons to the sighting while curry pumps out of the shaft of the cock
dude, i need a curry cuck suck right now
are you sure that's not halal ?
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when you stroke your cock so hard that the tip gets sore and bleeds down the shaft of the penis and soaks your pubic hair
Person 1: Dude! I just got a dickinshmurf!
Person 2: holy shit dude, you must be shooting blanks at this point
Person 1: Yea, my dick hair is soaked with blood
a down syndrome hood rat who holds their gun sideways and has their pants at their knees. although uncommon, they often spawn near large cities like New York and Chicago. Beware as they can become rather violent, and like to mumble words resembling their unique language
Yo bruh my shit got stolen
Darn, probably one of those downiggas