schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before

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goffniks

what the rudeboys call the goths

muddafukin goffniks

corset

Undergarment worn throughout ages, to redefine the sape of a woman's body(mostly into an hourglass); usually by cinching the waist, and pushing up the breasts. Originally lined with whale bone for support, and laced up the back; now is available in many different styles, materials, and shapes. Current-day it is no longer JUST worn as an undergarment, but is commonly worn as part of an outfit usually durring the nocturnal hours. Favored garment by the goth or gothic genre.
DUrring different eras, muntiple shapes were achieved. i.e. Edwardian, Elisibethan, Victorian, Valentine, exc.. Also in Overbust (to cover the breasts) or Underbust(stops below breasts).

The tighter the better.

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S.S. BathroomSink

Battleship of Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser.

Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser crashed the S.S. BathroomSink into Litterbox Island.

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muff wagon

Muff Wagon orriginated when females decided to go "cruising" in their cars and search for guys. It is almost the opposite of a sausage fest; however, a sausage fest can occur at any place. A muff wagon is limited to a car full of dirty ho's who think they are hot, and do not keep their auzzie hair in order.

Hey dude, look at that muff wagon, its full of those crazy ho's we saw last night.

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goobatron

A real idiot who fails every thing that is atempted. And stangley enjoys the mockery that comes with being a Grade A goobatron!

Hey goobatron way to fuck up! Again!

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goobatron

A real bloody idiot who takes pride in failing and strangly some how enjoys coming last in every thing that he/she does!

hey u goobatron way to fuck up again!

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