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lady and the trump

The first lady of the United States and her, uh, husband.

Ther's the lady and the Trump

by tirtle January 14, 2017

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Blowed up real good!

When a person, place or thing of no inherent value is detonated. Origin is deep south, usually spoken with little to no teeth.

"Lookie at that dumb jackass, there, he got blowed up real good!''

by tirtle October 26, 2019

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


assa-hole

Ass hole in Italian.

Guido: ``Hey, looka that assa-hole!

by tirtle November 24, 2017


Trumptino

The impossible to find Latino who identifies with Donald Trump

The president of the United States is trying to find Latinos to enlarge his voter base but no one identifies as a Trumptino.

by tirtle June 28, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Hallmark Hall of Fame

The only possible destination for Major League Baseball steroid cheaters.

If Barry Bonds becomes an actor he might make the Hallmark Hall of Fame.

by tirtle January 31, 2017


alt-delete

The abolition of those we don't agree with

Alt-delete ain't just computer keys anymore.

by tirtle February 22, 2017


rectoral college

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.

by tirtle December 16, 2016

10600πŸ‘ 5285πŸ‘Ž