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Trumptino

The impossible to find Latino who identifies with Donald Trump

The president of the United States is trying to find Latinos to enlarge his voter base but no one identifies as a Trumptino.

by tirtle June 28, 2018

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Hallmark Hall of Fame

The only possible destination for Major League Baseball steroid cheaters.

If Barry Bonds becomes an actor he might make the Hallmark Hall of Fame.

by tirtle January 31, 2017


lady and the trump

The first lady of the United States and her, uh, husband.

Ther's the lady and the Trump

by tirtle January 14, 2017

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


alt-delete

The abolition of those we don't agree with

Alt-delete ain't just computer keys anymore.

by tirtle February 22, 2017


Cummander in chief

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.

Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief

by tirtle December 12, 2017


assnic cleansing

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.

The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing

by tirtle March 28, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


low guinea

Low class Italians, generally ones who wear wife beater T-shirts, scam the system and know people in the pizza business. Houses always smell of some type of low grade Italian food.

Low guineas use an oil dip stick for shishkabobs, then return it to the car.

by tirtle April 21, 2018