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Earl change

Ignorant, but popular Brooklyn dialect for an oil change

Mechanic at a gas station: ``Hey, did youse know youse is overdue for an earl change?''

by tirtle July 31, 2018


Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

by tirtle June 12, 2018


dickdaphone

The phone you use to call dicks.

``Hey asshole, did you call that schmuck yet? No, I'm waiting for you to get off the dickdaphone.''

by tirtle December 12, 2017


lady knob

the underbelly cooter-scooter of a female being.

I asked Emily if i could eat her lady knob and she said no.

by tirtle August 7, 2017


Sim Sa La Bim

Osama Bin Laden's lesser known brother who does magic tricks

Now trying to enter the country, Sim Sa La Bim

by tirtle March 8, 2017

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Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.

Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.

by tirtle July 2, 2018


Dr. I.B. Shitting

The investor of inflammatory Bow Disease, commonly known as IBS.

Dr. I.B. Shitting was the first to move diarrhea from the bowels of the bathroom to acceptable dinner table chat with one simple acronym.

by tirtle February 9, 2019