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Trumpain

The next generation of migraine headaches fostered by the simp in the White House.

Oy, the new tax plan has given me such a trumpain

by tirtle December 8, 2017

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The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

by tirtle June 12, 2018

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Dick Gutwillie

A Dickens-like name for an 18th century neuter devoid of any sexual inclination.

You'll never a Barbara Allen on his arm, that gentelmen's a real Dick Gutwillie, I say. Also a famous 20th-century plagiarizer.

by tirtle August 12, 2018


Equatorial guinea

One of Italian descent who lives near the equator.

``Uncle Bozzo is very high-class Italian. He's an equatorial guinea.''

by tirtle November 30, 2022


Putin on the ritz

The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.

``Come one, come none to the celebration Putin on the ritz.''

by tirtle March 28, 2017

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shiite the bed

The act of screwing up Middle East relationships.

When his Muslim travel ban was overturned, Donald Trump shiite the bed .

by tirtle November 24, 2017


trumpeed

A wild stream of urine spreading across the land from Washington, D.C. that started January 20, 2017

Run for your lives, the trumpeed is rising!

by tirtle January 13, 2017

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