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When a person, place or thing of no inherent value is detonated. Origin is deep south, usually spoken with little to no teeth.
"Lookie at that dumb jackass, there, he got blowed up real good!''
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The world's most perfect oxymoron
Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''
Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.
The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.
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Beyonce at the Grammy awards
Did you see that Nile outfit Beyonce wore, made her look like Cleofatra
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The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:
Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.
Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.
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Springsteen's ``The Jew Years'' featured Everybody needs a kosher snack.
Oil Burner Guy Yuckie Nuckles
Had my burner tuned up today by a dirty slob, calls himself an OBGYN.
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