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Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018


urban dichotomy

The unexplainable circumstance when, for no apparent reason, the urban dictionary accepts this word while rejecting really good ones.

I find this site to have an urban dichotomy

by tirtle November 24, 2017


Manana Trump

The heretofore unknown daughter of Donald Trump born of a Mexican immigrant.

When asked about Manana Trump, the President said, `We'll talk about that tomorrow.''

by tirtle January 31, 2017

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Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle May 31, 2018

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Gigunda shit

A bowel movement of extraordinary volume.

Oh, God, I took a gigunda shit after eating too much.

by tirtle April 21, 2018


dick gutwillig

The area between the male protuberance and the rectal sphere

I've had some pain lately in my dick gutwillig

by tirtle March 14, 2017

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illegal leaks

Donald Trump's characterization of news from any organization other than Fox News.

New York Times: Trump will have a hair transplant Tuesday.
Trump: ``Illegal leaks, fake news!''

by tirtle February 15, 2017