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Low class Italians, generally ones who wear wife beater T-shirts, scam the system and know people in the pizza business. Houses always smell of some type of low grade Italian food.
Low guineas use an oil dip stick for shishkabobs, then return it to the car.
Oil Burner Guy Yuckie Nuckles
Had my burner tuned up today by a dirty slob, calls himself an OBGYN.
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The world's most perfect oxymoron
Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''
The Yiddish version of Dick in a box.
First, cut a hole in a dreidel, next put your schmeckie in the dreidel .
A banal expression born of the women's movement in hopes that President Trump would possibly think a bit of his mindless use of Twitter.
``We hope that all would tweet others as you want them to tweet you.''
What Donald Trump drinks to keep his complexion orange.
``Hey, Melania, bring me over some more that Orangeaid will ya''
Beyonce at the Grammy awards
Did you see that Nile outfit Beyonce wore, made her look like Cleofatra
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