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Dr. I.B. Shitting

The investor of inflammatory Bow Disease, commonly known as IBS.

Dr. I.B. Shitting was the first to move diarrhea from the bowels of the bathroom to acceptable dinner table chat with one simple acronym.

by tirtle February 9, 2019


Horseshit Whisperer

Anything said by Donald Trump

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?

by tirtle March 14, 2017

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


president-erect

Donald Trump's never ending hard-on for young females.

Donald Trump is sure to be known as President-erect to all the women in the White House.

by tirtle December 2, 2016

4πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


trumpcated

The term applies to the truncated presidency of Donald J. Trump, which will end far short of its four year term.

Donald Trump's presidency was trumpcated when he refused to let Melania's mother into the country.

by tirtle February 7, 2017

85πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


computer neuter

One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.

``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''

by tirtle March 1, 2017


charlie rose

A disingenuous cad on the prowl.

Aren't you the Charlie Rose type with the junk out and the TV turned to PBS.

by tirtle November 24, 2017

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Earl change

Ignorant, but popular Brooklyn dialect for an oil change

Mechanic at a gas station: ``Hey, did youse know youse is overdue for an earl change?''

by tirtle July 31, 2018