mohegan sun

a shitty arena / casino in montville, connecticut where they charge you $15 for a slice of pizza. The average smell of the building is moldy bread and cigarette smoke, yet parents still decide to take their kids to see katy perry for $2000 a ticket.

“have you ever been to mohegan sun?”
“yeah, the food wiped out my bank account”

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Halloween

a “holiday” which was originally intended to worship the dead of All- Saints day on Nov 1st, but quickly became to be what we know as the night where girls wear slutty clothes outside in the 30 degree weather and then complain when it’s “too chilly.” it’s also the night where dentists complain that candy is too harmful to people’s teeth and persuade everyone to hand out fruit or crackers instead.

i can’t wait to complain about the cold on halloween night!