Talia

A super sexy girl with an ass that weighs her down like an anchor. Her boobs are so big she can’t even fit through doorways. She gets A+ on every single report, and has the most beautiful feet in the world. All the boys fawn over her just for her to reject them, as she is too perfect for them.

“Fucking hell, Talia just stole my man!” -everybody ever

Harami Salami

A way to jokingly say haram, not actually used to refer to haram salami.

A: “This has pork fat in it”
B: “harami salami”

A: “I haven’t prayed yet”
B: “you harami salami, go pray”

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