hotlink

1. (n): The connection of one woman's vagina, to another woman's vagina by a previously microwaved double ended dildo.

2. (v): The process of two women connecting via a previously microwaved double ended dildo.

1. She had to visit the doctor because she burned her vag during a hotlink last night.
2. Dayum, I'd like to watch those two hotties hotlink!

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Tuscaloosa Titty Twister

Attach car jumper clamps to a woman's nipples then proceed to fuck her anally doggy-style. As you climax, reach around and grab the clamps and twist her nipples with in a strenuous manner, while screaming, "ROLL DAMN TIDE."

Bro, my girlfriend broke up with me last night after I ripped off her nipples when we tried the Tuscaloosa Titty Twister.

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