shagnasty

Unpleasant, grimy, unhygeinic, generally undesirable. Can be used as a verb or an adjective.

Oi, Shagnasty.
You spunk swallowing shagnasty fuckpig.

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saddo

Anybody who spends the small hours of the morning searching this website.

Oh Fuck!! I'm a saddo.

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slapper

In the North of England, this describes a worn-out dirtbox, usually one that's spent half a life selling it. Almost exclusively used with the adjective 'old'.

Look at that old slapper. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

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arsebandit

Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.

Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

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