Zomboner

A posthumous erection caused by rapid or violent death such as a bullet wound or a traumatic blow to the head. Death erections can also be provoked by auto-erotic asphyxiation, (like in strangulation or hanging).

"Speculation continues to swirl around the death of actor David Carradine. One thing is for sure, he had one hell of a zomboner."

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BiFugly

Someone who is so fucking ugly not even the Bisexual or Bicurious would be interested.

I wouldn't even date her if I were a lesbian, she's bifugly!

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Curb Appall

is the initial attraction you have when you first see a prostitute that quickly turns to dismay as you take a second look.

Ahead on the corner was a true hottie, I dropped the passenger window to get a better look, Horrified, I realized she was a he. Once again, fooled by curb appall.