smirnoff ice

Giant bitch drink. Everyone makes fun of those who drink it, but it sure does dissapear fast when someone brings it to a party.

Guy #1: You're such a bitch for drinking Smirnoff Ice.
Guy #2: Well at least I'm not going to pass out and get teabagged.

20 Minutes later...

Guy #3: Dude, nice form on the teabag!
Guy #2: Thanks.

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chicken selects

Bent chicken mcnuggets.

I hate mcnuggets, I'm ordering chicken selects.

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chulent

A food that some Jewish people eat on Shabbat. This food takes a long time to cook, and is often made in a croc-pot. Its preperation begins the day before, because you are not supposed to work on the sabbath.

The Rosenburg family ate chulent for lunch on Saturday afternoon.

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trumped

when you fuck a girl so hard she needs to sleep for around a day
when she wakes up her hair is all messy like the donald trump combover

Dude this girl wanted me so i trumped her

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handbag

what you say to someone who gets all uppity when you make some jibe. Picture little old ladies raising their handbags in front of them and going "oooOOOOOooo"

TM: "...you're like their poster boy."

S: "WHAT? I can't believe you are saying that. In fact in the last two weeks i've taken the initiative to organise peeps I know to get to a private-party-in-a-club called Traffik, and to an upcoming Latin-inspired outdoor dance festival. Most people know which is my favourite venue (and, incidentally, I know which is most other peoples favourite as well because they've told me so, but there's always the odd one out) but that hasn't precluded me from going to loads of other clubs and events in the past just as it won't in the future..."

TM: "oooOOOOOooo! Ok man - don't have a hernia"

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pirates dream

A flat chested girl.
The phrase "pirates dream" referring to a sunken chest.

That chick's a pirates dream!

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peach fuzz

When a guy first goes through puberty and decides he wants look more mature. To accomplish this he unsucessfully tries to grow facial hair. A very common look among teens from the trailer park. It come in light and sparse like the fuzz on a peach.

Joe: "Whats up Julio? Like my stache? I've been working on it for a few months."
Julio: "Awesome."

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