Iron Maiden

Iron Maiden is awesome
Best songs are Fear of the Dark and The Wicker Man
Notice how all the people who dont like Iron Maiden get all thumbs down

The shadow of the wicker man is rising up again

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smirnoff ice

Giant bitch drink. Everyone makes fun of those who drink it, but it sure does dissapear fast when someone brings it to a party.

Guy #1: You're such a bitch for drinking Smirnoff Ice.
Guy #2: Well at least I'm not going to pass out and get teabagged.

20 Minutes later...

Guy #3: Dude, nice form on the teabag!
Guy #2: Thanks.

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chicken selects

Bent chicken mcnuggets.

I hate mcnuggets, I'm ordering chicken selects.

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flibbish

A pat of butter artfully molded into a silhouette of our third president.

Overheard at an ALEC conference: "Please pass the flibbish."

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Jappy

Jappy people may seem stuck up at first but they are nice if you get to know them really they are.

She was really jappy, but like oh my god I so loved her skirt

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flagellate

to be attacked with a whip by an irate dwarf wearing leather.

Addict: flagellate me!
gimpgirl: GRRRRRR!!!

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